Tuesday, May 30, 2006

La on a Stick

Like Snakes on a Plane, La on a Stick has suddenly become all the rage. Following her wedding, LoaS didn't head off on her honeymoon. Nope, LoaS headed out for a big gay night in the city. Observe:

La on a Stick has been known to start pre-drinking early, so she's already frisky by the time of the car ride to da club.With no trouble at all, La on a Stick became very popular. Here she met up with all of her good fag hag friends. I don't know any of them, but they apparently knew her!
When LoaS gets tired (and Mr. BA needs hands free to dance), she's comfortable just hanging out anywhere that's available.Because she's so popular, this guy even let LoaS and her cadre back into the DJ booth. Look how HAPPY that made her!

As the night wore on LoaS was elated to observe her favorite club happening--battle dancing! With LoaS to impress, the black gays threw it down as hard as ever.As often happens with LoaS around, the night got a bit trashy. And she was right there in the middle of it!

At that point, La on a Stick politely asked the camera be put away. Her request was honored, so all you have is my guarantee that it continued to progress on this trajectory. Last that she was seen, someone in the DJ booth whisked her off to meet up a bachelorette party. People say if you look quietly at night, you can still see the camera flash reflecting off her ever-gleaming smile.

I am proud to have chauffered LoaS to the venue that evening. It was a once-in-a-lifetime honor and after a celebrity chauffeur career that includes J.Lo, Paris, Leo, and Mariah, LaoS was by far the least bitchy and demanding. Black gay pride would NOT have been the same without her!
Well that explains alot! I couldn't quite figure out why I smelled of Axe and had that Rihanna song stuck in my head Sunday morning! Thanks for your hospitailty gentleman. You made my bridal experience complete!
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