Thursday, November 30, 2006

T.P. Gone Bad

New Gay thinks this is the perfect Christmas gift. I strongly object. How do you know if you're clean!?!? [And would we eventually evolve and poop white?] Black toilet paper doesn't have the patented "skidmark prevention system" of American white toiletpaper. Seriously, enough of my tightie whities have already suffered. At best, I might purchase a tri-tube of this as a rude practical joke for the guests at my next holiday party.

I have to back you up on this one. Cleanliness is way more important then designer colored paper. Plus imagine your poor guests surpise when they discover they are alergic to the black dye. Sad.

When will poop talk ever stop being funny... NEVER!!!!!
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