Monday, June 11, 2007
SL/UT
I'm in Salt Lake City right now. It is pretty unworthy of commentary. In fact, it is pretty much like every other city in the country. The Mormons have their own society out here, and it looks JUST LIKE OURS. Crazy.
But tonight, as I sit in my hotel room not going out, I am forced to reflect on how utterly stupid I am. We're talking borderline mental retardation.
You see, I have been coughing for a month now. Nonstop, hemorrhoid-causing, sex-disrupting, cube-etiquette-violating coughing. I had theories. I was allergic to the new building. I was allergic to some new weed. I was channeling the spirit of my dead Great Aunt (a smoker). So it was today, in SLC, that I figured I need to see a doctor.
Several brain synapses fired, and, OH!!! I HAVE BRONCHITIS! You see, I have gotten Bronchitis every year (usually earlier) for the last 3 or 4. And every year, I cough for a month straight before I figure it out. Jesus Mary and Joseph I am a raving idiot. And now I am stuck out here trying to figure out how to get drugs to get over it and shoving PrepH in uncomfortable places.
And I do things this stupid every day of my waking life. Don't worry. Tomorrow, I'll have another story.
But tonight, as I sit in my hotel room not going out, I am forced to reflect on how utterly stupid I am. We're talking borderline mental retardation.
You see, I have been coughing for a month now. Nonstop, hemorrhoid-causing, sex-disrupting, cube-etiquette-violating coughing. I had theories. I was allergic to the new building. I was allergic to some new weed. I was channeling the spirit of my dead Great Aunt (a smoker). So it was today, in SLC, that I figured I need to see a doctor.
Several brain synapses fired, and, OH!!! I HAVE BRONCHITIS! You see, I have gotten Bronchitis every year (usually earlier) for the last 3 or 4. And every year, I cough for a month straight before I figure it out. Jesus Mary and Joseph I am a raving idiot. And now I am stuck out here trying to figure out how to get drugs to get over it and shoving PrepH in uncomfortable places.
And I do things this stupid every day of my waking life. Don't worry. Tomorrow, I'll have another story.
Labels: I'm an idiot.
